A Reason to Vote For Obama!

February 20, 2008

Well, if there was proof that Barack Obama will be just like Bill Clinton… Actually I don’t know exactly how to start this post. Should I start with the jokes, first? Looks like Barack doesn’t just want his women on the side to resemble men, he wants them to be men. Why not? Why not be gay too? He’s already the Messiah, he’s got women fawning over him, he stole John Edwards campaign theme, he dresses better than most men, and he’s has people who pass out at his speeches, being gay only makes sense.

I’m not saying it’s true, I don’t know, I wasn’t there, I’m just saying that while John McCain calls people racist while supporting amnesty for illegal immigrants, apparently Barack Obama is willing to stick it to Mexicans (pun intended).

I know what you’re thinking, ‘AV, why could it possibly be a reason to vote for Obama?’, well, because somebody has to stand up for gay elected officials since Democrats have been actively gay bashing Larry Craig and Mark Foley. They might say it’s the hypocrisy they’re against, but it’s not. There’s so much hypocrisy going around nobody could possibly hate it, they’re just bigots who finally have their chance to gay bash.

Obama has now become everything all rolled up in one. He’s white, he’s black, he’s conservative, he’s liberal, he’s communist, he’s straight, he’s gay, he’s bi. There’s a little bit in every one of us in Obama, and well, a little of Obama in a few people.

Why not? This man-God deserves applause when he blows his nose… Those of you who don’t worship Barack Obama better, how dare you not bow down and kiss his finger. Come to think of it, Larry says Barack likes the stuff, Barack is sick but his voice is fine, could he be going all Marion Barry on us?

Alright, you’ve got to be wondering what I’m talking about… well according to Larry Sinclair, Obama likes to get Menicas (Male version of Monica Lewinsky)

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