This Halloween, people, let’s embrace our future by practicing a bit of “Obamanomics” – a.k.a.,
socialism the exciting new economic policy we’ll be suffering through enjoying for the next four years (if the polls are accurate). It’s easy: when the kiddies come to the door, don’t give them them candy. Instead, look into their open bags, smile lovingly at them, and take candy from those who have more and spread it around to those who have less. (Doubly so if they’re dressed as a plumber.) Tell them it’s change they can believe in.
For bonus points, comrades, register the little pikers to vote while you’re at it.