Houston @ Carolina
A bunch of Texans go to the jungle and find a den of black cats? I don’t like the sound of that.
AV~Picks Black Cats 30 Texans 21
Cincinatti @ Cleveland
From what I saw last week, the Dawgs couldn’t maul a chew toy.
AV~Picks Bengals 41 Puppies 13
Indianapolis @ Tennessee
Colts gallop past the Titans.
AV~Picks 35 Titans 17
New Orleans @ Tampa Bay
I swear, if the Saints lose this one, I ain’t pickin em for the rest of the year. Saints get back on track.
AV~Picks Saints 27 Buccs 10
San Francisco @ St. Louis
Niners strike gold in St. Louis and that’s bah ah ah ah ad news for the horny goats.
AV~Picks Niners 23 Horny Goats 16
Buffalo at Pittsburgh
Buffalo slams into a steel wall.
AV~Picks Steelers 31 Bills 10
Green Bay @ New York Giants
Packers invade the Army Ants barracks and get bit.
AV~Picks Army Ants 27 Packers 17
Atlanta @ Jacksonville
Jags eradicate the Falcons
Jags 35 Falcons 3
Seattle @ Arizona
Redbirds gotta win sometime.
AV~Picks Redbirds 20 Hawks 14
Dallas @ Fins
So do the Fins but it ain’t happening this week.
AV~Picks Boize 31 Fins 10
Minnesota @ Detroit
Maybe they’ve been pussycats for far too long, maybe I ought to pick them…. Vikes go lion hunting.
AV~Picks Vikes 28 Pussycats 27
Kansas City @ Chicago
Bears extract a W from the Chiefs.
AV~Picks Bears 24 Chiefs 10
New York Jets @ Baltimore
Ravens don’t need no stinkin spy program.
AV~Picks Ravens 27 Jets 13
Oakland @ Denver
Silver and Black? More like Purple and Pink. Broncs stampede the Raiders.
AV~Picks Broncos 20 Raiders 9
San Diego @ New England
Look, up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a Patriot! No, it’s Super Spy camera! There’s a power outage in New England
AV~Picks Chargers 27 Patriots 20
Washington @ Philadelphia
Skins do a pow wow on the Bald Birds.
AV~Picks Skins 24 Bald Birds 10
Last Week 8-8