Due to the election, I haven’t been able to bring AV~Picks for a couple of weeks, but it looks like we’re going to be back on track now.
Indianapolis Colts @ Carolina Panthers
Galloping Colts trip up on their way to play the Patriots. Black cats take down the Colts.
AV~Picks Black Cats 27 Colts 24
Cleveland Browns @ St. Louis Rams
Why can the Dawgs put up 50+ against the Bengals, but can’t do that to the hapless Horny Goats?
AV~Picks Dawgs 38 Horny Goats 16
New York Giants – Miami Dolphins @ London
The Bloody Bowl. Fins ain’t very good at American Football, but me thinks they’re very good at London ball.
AV~Picks Fins 24 Giants 23
Philadelphia Eagles @ Minnesota Vikings
Saturday is a good day to be Purple and Gold. Sunday, not so much.
AV~Picks Flying Eagles 31 Vikings 17
Chicago Bears @ Detroit Lions
Ever hear a kitten roar? What about Kitna?
AV~Picks Kitnas 17 Chicago 9
Pittsburgh Steelers @ Cincinnati Bengals
Tigers run into a steel curtain.
AV~Picks Steelers 37 Bengals 24
Oakland Raiders @ Tennessee Titans
Titans smash the Raiders
AV~Picks Titans 31 Raiders 13
Jacksonville Jaguars @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Jags are the best team in Florida, at least on this day.
AV~Picks Jags 34 Buccs 28
Buffalo Bills @ New York Jets
Bills are much better than their record
AV~Picks Bills 27 Jets 24
Houston Texans @ San Diego Chargers
Texans crawling out of their shell
AV~Picks Texans 30 Chargers 20
New Orleans Saints @ San Francisco 49ers
What kind of Louisiana Conservative would pick the Niners over the Saints?
AV~Picks Saints 24 Niners 10
Washington Redskins @ New England Patriots
Patriots also trip up, Redskins scalp the DHS.
AV~Picks Skins 31 DHS 28
Green Bay Packers @ Denver Broncos
Broncs buck the Pack
AV~Picks Broncos 20 Packers 17