But They Are Comfortable!

November 6, 2007

It’s things like this that make living in Louisiana so much fun, except for parents.

In Houma, La, a 6’2″, 220 pound man was wandering the streets wearing see-through shirt, high heels and a thong. He was also asking for directions to “Wicked” blvd. Police are now searching for the man to arrest him.
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Now I know what’s going through some of your minds, you liberal readers out there. What a homophobic state Louisiana is, right? Oh that Bible belt holding onto those outdated Christian values, blah blah blah.

Amazing thing is, gay people are safer walking through the streets in Louisiana wave pride flags than say.. a white guy walking the streets in San Francisco wearing a confederate flag t-shirt… so hold off on your preaching about tolerance.

But the real reason I’m talking about this guy is because this guy is special. In a thirty second spot, he embodies (no pun intended) everything that’s wrong with Louisiana.

Like Governor Blanco, he might think he looks good, but it’s a painful sight to look at for the rest of us.

He’s got something crawling up his… well…. and half of our politicians have something stuck up… well, we won’t

He’s the dysfunctional part of his family, and well, the politicians are the dysfunctional part of our family.

He practically wore no clothes, and well, our empress didn’t have any.

Personally, I don’t want to see any of them in a thong….. but I can at least handle Kathleen Blanco in high heels, but not Bobby.

Now that I’ve somehow managed to tie this into politics…

Seriously, what’s wrong with these people? One Sunday morning, on my way to church, I saw a middle aged naked guy standing on the street corner. Personally I don’t get it. I don’t mind sagging pants so much because I can’t see anything, but I do mind that girl who’s sagging her pants wearing a thong. That’s just so nasty.

I don’t even like super fat women walking around in a bikini thinking they are sexy… blech. Quite frankly, I wonder if there’s a libtard ACLU lawyer that’s going to take this case crying discrimination. Not because I think white guys can get away with this stuff, but women certainly can, well except the see-through top… and come to think of it, I’ve seen women wearing a see-through top, and let me tell you women something, it’s not called a see-through top so your boobs can see through it, it’s because the rest of us can see through it, wear a #### bra with it at least.

It seems to me that we are witnessing an era die out, an era of common sense, a time when people knew what decency was. Now it seems we’ve been flooded with people who’s mission is to irritate everybody around them while being overly sensitive to criticism of their lives.

I guess I just have a preference for women in long sleek dresses, that know how to dress up for an occasion, one that has class. Most guys I know would rather have a girl that can dress up, leave things to the imagination.

Please people, have some self respect. If you can’t respect yourself, how can you expect the rest of us to respect you?


1 comments
clifford
clifford

Hey, go easy on the guy - he's taking his loss in the AG's race the other week pretty hard.

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