I wonder if Kathleen Blanco wears a thong. If not, she ought to, after all, thongs are about as skimpy as her accomplishments as governor.
Since Patch is Patch because he drove down a closed road, and since liberals are never responsible but it’s always the fault of the big business, I wonder if he’s trying to punish the oil companies because his car would not have been able to go if it didn’t have oil in it?
Since everything is George Bush’s fault, I wonder, does Ted Kennedy blame George Bush for not giving Mary Jo Kopechne swimming lessons?
If Bobby Jindal does go on win the Governorship, I wonder if he’ll rename the mansion to Louisiana’s Taj Mahal?
If John George’s wins, I wonder if he’ll accept tax payments in casino tokens.
If Walter Boasso wins, I wonder, will he clean the air conditioning vents out with a box of tide and a hose?
With three weeks to go before the election, I wonder, is Boasso or Patch working on plans to recount the results over and over?
Listening to liberals worry about everything that’s potentially going to end the world, I wonder, how much longer they will last before they have a collective aneurysm pop in their brains?
I wonder, is Hillary’s cackle an audition for the Wicked Witch of the East or just a Halloween trick or treat?
Since he rode in the middle of the night to wake people up for war, I wonder why Liberals haven’t pointed to Paul Revere as another crazy village idiot who rushed us into war?
I wonder, why they haven’t praised Benedict Arnold for his courage to stand up to that crazy village idiot who rushed us into war.
When Kathleen Blanco leaves office, I wonder, will she move to a place far away from hurricane hit areas?
If Kathleen moves to Hollywood, I wonder, will she star in the Andy Griffith Show movie as Aunt Bea?
I wonder, three years from now, will I still be as happy as I am today that Kathleen Blanco is no longer going to be our governor? Well, that last one…. probably so.