I’d like to make a proposal here, since we as a nation seem on the verge of book burning ISIS style. Since we are getting to the point of removing all reminders of our nation’s history, from flags to memorials, we ought to consider making some other changes as well. For example, we recently decided that an abolitionist should no longer be on a ten dollar bill, but why would we keep a notorious racist slave trader who is responsible for a genocide. Would you believe me if I told you there is a political party that still celebrates the nation’s only President who was a slave trader? Would you be shocked if I told you that same party also helped create the Ku Klux Klan in order to keep blacks from voting for the newly formed Republican party? What if I told you abortion was pushed as a means to eradicate minorities in America? Unfortunately that is all true, and the political party still exists today… it’s called the Democrat party. So I’d like to include the Democrat party to the relics of the museum.
Not that I’m trying to prohibit free speech and freedom of thought. I’m just worried that the name “Democrat” might be offensive and hurtful to many people. I’m concerned, as you should be as well. I’m not saying they can’t have free speech, but I’m suggesting they break away from their racist roots. A simple name change should suffice. I’d like to suggest the “Bannet Party”.
Why the “Bannet Party”? It seems to me a more fitting name for this political party. Let’s go down the list…
Popcorn – Ban it
guns – ban it
salt – ban it
Confederate flag – ban it
United States flag… don’t ban it, what else would they be able to burn once they get rid of…
woodburning stoves – ban it
Combustible engines – ban it
DMHO – ban it
CO2 – ban it
incandescent light bulbs – ban it
cell phone use in cars – ban it
Transfat – ban it
bb guns – ban it
toy guns – ban it
fingers as guns – ban it
tasty school lunches – ban it. (But wait, we have to feed them something, give them slop)
Freedom of religion – ban it
School prayer – ban it
riding motorcycles without a helmet – ban it
Riding in a car without a seat belt – ban it
playing tag – ban it
dodgeball – ban it
Redskins – ban it
drawing a cartoon of Muhammad – ban it
illegal immigration laws – ban it
I could continue on, but I think you are getting the picture here. The name “Bannet Party” is much more suitable for the party of Barack Obama and Nancy Pelosi. Ask yourself, what have Democrats tried to ban that didn’t even make this long list of things?
More importantly, since the Democrat party seems to offer banning something as a solution every time we turn around, what do you think is the next thing they will try to ban.
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Comment below if there is something they have tried to ban that is not on this list or if there is something you think the Democrats will try to ban next.