This is Jeopardy!

February 16, 2007

I had one of those crazy dreams last night. I was on Jeopardy and I was winning a lot of money simply because I happened to be living in Louisiana. I won all sorts of money. Quite frankly, to tell the whole story would just be too time consuming but I do want to share some of the highlights with you.
Avman: Yes Alex, I’ll take “Not the Brightest Bulb” for one hundred.

ALEX: The Answer is “I cried and cried that people weren’t doing anything, even though I was the person who was supposed to do something”
Avman: Who is Governor Kathleen Blanco.

Alex: That’s correct

Avman: I’ll take “Insane Clown Posse” for three hundred

Alex: It took me less than a year on the Police force before I made this on a prostitute in Baton Rouge.

Avman: What is a splash, Alex.

Alex: That’s correct.

Avman: “Bloody Hands” for two hundred.

Alex: “Soldiers dying is bad for the country, but good for us.”

Avman: “Who are congressional Democrats

Alex: “That’s correct”

Avman: No blood for power, Alex.

Alex: I’m sorry, that is not a category.

Avman: Sorry, Alex, I’ll take “Myspace” for two hundred.

Alex: This has become the Governor’s Baghdad.

Avman: What is New Orleans

Alex: That’s correct.

Ahh, what a crazy state we live in. Unfortunately it’s crazy enough to give Kathleen Blanco reason to believe that she can be re-elected, and unfortunately she’s right. If Kathleen Blanco really cared about the state, she’d resign.


Don't worry, she has a shot. We'll bus in anybody that claims to have ever lived in Louisiana prior to Katrina, and register them as democrats and make sure they thank the governess, Kathleen Blabineaux-Bunko for putting them on "The Road Home". And we'll do all this with tax-payer dollars.

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